The Terror Wheel
The Terror Wheel is a popular carnival attraction among the dead. Dead bodies come from across the world to strap in to this spinning, whipping wheel of agony. The wheel never stops, it just keeps spinning and spinning until your body's limb tear off one by one, eventually separating your carcus from your seat. Dead people surly love this amusing ride, but as long as the line for the Terror Wheel may be, and despite the many stiffs that would love a chance to ride the wheel, we always have a seat for you and your loved ones.
Enjoy your life now while you can, for when you die, you belong to us... you belong to the TERROR WHEEL.