Santa'a a fat bitch

Santa Claus,Suck my balls, Drunk as hell Ringin Bells at The Malls. Dancer, Prancer, Nixon and Cupid. Im gonna get stupid HA HA HA I sit around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack Like Gimme Gimme I know that Hes Comin, Hes Comin He Must Looking up nothin but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day See your gettin paid Leadin the parade Im the sniper up on the building Listen to my nine go click Santa's A Fat Bitch

Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit

If I Hear You Land On My Roof

Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth

I got somethin to say about Saint Nick Fuck that hoe He never brought Shaggs Shit No toys, Candy Canes just a lump of coal So I eat it cause there ain't nothin in the cupboard So Ill be quick, quick and brief All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones Could you Help Me Out?? I shouldve known Id get a stone and a stick No Kind Of Gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad  But that isnt it Its All Because Santa's A Fat Bitch

Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit

If I Hear You Land On My Roof

Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth

Ho, Ho, Ho Dont Go That Way Rudolph Thats The Ghetto

Those Boys and Girls Dont Deserve Anything

Santa Claus, Santa Claus Where You Been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friends But Rudolph he don't bring the sleigh my way Nothin but Coal and Dirt For Little J I guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaft you need to lose some of that fat ass All the litle rich boys they get paid Countin all the toys and duckets they made Me I got a little half little chunk of Dog Shit Im gonna kill that Fat Bitch

Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit

If I Hear You Land On My Roof

Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth

Twas the Night before Christmas and Everythings Whack Not a Creature stirrin but a fuckin rat I aint hearin jingle bells I anint hearin nothin Not smellin no turkey and there sure as hell ain't stuffing All Men are paid  I Wished and Prayed that the fat mother fucker would swing my way Drop of soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Yep I knew it, The shaft again and again and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit House empty. theres no sign of the Fat Bitch

Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit

If I Hear You Land On My Roof

Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth

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