Raed Christmas
Its Christmas Time for a Slaughter
Maybe your wife Maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make Way For Jolly Saint J
Climbed down the chimney
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimme Down Shimme Down
What the Fuck
Somebody Help Me Im Stuck
Now What to do
I feel Whack
I got stuck in a chimney stack
But I hack
And shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown Cant Fuck Around
Anybody Home?
I creep
Tippy Toes Cause They Asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all y'all
Whats That? I better hide quick
Oh Fuck Its the Real Saint Nick
He must've been takina shit
But regardless, I better move quick
So I jumped Him, Santa's No Joke
Fucked around and got my damn neck broke
He's strapped, He Shot, He Didn't Miss
I had a Red Christmas
Im dreaming of a Dead Christmas
The Kind Ill never ever get
Cause If You Have a Dead Christmas
That Means Your Dead and Thats The End
Jack Frost Nibbles
But Fuck That
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nut sac
And my butt crack, toes and elbows
My nose is froze Fuck You Hoes
So I made a friend like me, A Snowman
He was down with the clown like a bro man
Had a hat and eyes out of charcoal
And a pipe, We filled it with Endo
Me and him sing songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate corn flakes
And we both would freeze our balls off
I was there everytime his head falls off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, Made from a snow pile
Then the smog came, a pissard
Snow, Wind, Ice a Blizzard
We pulled through, We hid in an alley
The next day it was like Sunny Valley
He was meltin and I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
If I shuld die, your comin with me
Cause we're Boys
And Hit Me
Damn Im dyin, Im dead
He got his wish
And Alls I Got Was Another Red Christmas
Silent Night
Violent Fight
Now Im Dead
One to the head
Christmas this year, It seems so white
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Way
Ask Your Fuckin Mama Bitch The ICP to Play
Wicked Clown Wicked Clown
Bitches Drop Your Drawers
Dont Talk Back Just Suck My Sack
And Fiddle With My Balls